Monkey cymbalism: A study in Mockery

WARNING: The following images of monkey's playing cymbals may be too disturbing for some. They sure as heck disturbed me.

I'm sure that at some point, Frankenstein's monster looked in the mirror and said, "Hmm...that doesn't look right." So imagine my horror while Googling "Monkey Playing Cymbals" and discovering what must have been some terrible experiments gone wrong in the evolution of me, the perfect monkey playing cymbals.

For example, look at this hideous clownlike mutant monkey:

Or this disgusting candidate for "What not to wear." What was the creator thinking...a plaid vest, frilly pirate shirt and a beret? Puleeze....

But wait, it gets worse. Look at this cross between a monkey and a garden gnome:

Or this horribly disfigured thing:

But that's not all. Check out this reject from Planet of the Apes Meets the Munchkins:

And finally, plaid vest, frilly pirate shirt, a beret and a bow tie:

You human toy makers are a sick breed indeed.