Muses of a Monkey Playing Cymbals: There's no business like monkey business

Thursday, April 06, 2006

There's no business like monkey business

I auditioned for the part, but they said something about needing a harp player and all I could play was cymbals.

8 Comments flung:

Blogger Monkey Playing Cymbals flung...

Lights, why have you forsaken me? Tell me the truth, have you found another Monkey's blog? Is that it?

1:12 PM  
Blogger Monkey Playing Cymbals flung...

I don't think Shandi likes me. She seems fixated on squirrels.

11:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous flung...

I wouldn't say she was fixated exactly, I think it's just a normal, healthy curiousity. Every young woman eventually goes through the "squirrel phase" as I like to call it. It never lasts very long but it's at times like these when leather squirrel is ready to step in and provide guidance and understanding.

12:45 PM  
Blogger Monkey Playing Cymbals flung...

That's odd. Lights deleted an almost identical comment a few minutes ago. I think the Leather Squirrel identity mystery has officially been solved.

1:19 PM  
Blogger Naughti Biscotti flung...

Fixated on squirrels huh? That is possibly why the squirrel phase never lasts very long.

1:41 PM  
Blogger Monkey Playing Cymbals flung...

Perhaps I should have said, "fixated on quarrels."

1:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous flung...

That all depends on how clever and conniving I am. There is a romote possiblity that it was purposely done to throw you off the track.

But more likely Lights just screwed up.

3:07 PM  
Blogger Monkey Playing Cymbals flung...

Perhaps if the squirrel had a face, he wouldn't forget to wear it.

3:34 PM  

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