Everybody's got something to hide except for...

....Me and My Monkey.

At Carol Marks Music (a talent agency site), I discovered a Beatles tribute group called Me and My Monkey. Near as I can figure, they are in the Dallas/Fort Worth area and their promo page states that they are a "four piece Beatles tribute band." Call me a stupid monkey, but since the original Beatles only had four members, wouldn't having a four "piece" tribute band be a given?

The promo also proudly proclaims that, "If you don't want to get buggered up the juxey from a randy scouse gitt, don't cop a freebee on a tramp into Liverpool. Just wait till they play the Grill!"

I really have no response to that statement, but I guess there are worse things than being a Monkey Playing Cymbals.