Monkey Circus
I love a good circus. Hey squirrel, can I borrow some nuts?
Flung by Monkey Playing Cymbals at 6:13 AM
Wednesday, April 12, 2006
I love a good circus. Hey squirrel, can I borrow some nuts?
I love a good circus. Hey squirrel, can I borrow some nuts?
4 Comments flung:
A good squirrel never, ever loans out his nuts.
Oh, he can show you his nuts, that's ok. If you are held in particularly high esteem he may even let you touch his nuts.
But afterward he would have to find some place where his nuts had never been. He'd then have to wash his nuts very vigorously. Finally, he would have to hide his nuts under a pile of twigs and leaves so that to the casual observer it would appear that he had no nuts at all.
I know it's kind of silly, but what can you do? It's union regulations. They're very strict about such things. You know the old saying: "A squirrel without nuts is like, you know, really bad".
Old sayings are not our strong suit.
Squirrel:
See haiku below.
Light:
One word, "incognito."
Shucks, all this talk about circus animals, twigs and nuts is kindof turning me on :-0
*smooches*
C White
I am oddly aroused.
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